Sugar Ray Internship
We are very excited to announce our Sugar Ray Internship! This is an intense program where you will have the opportunity to Tweet at Mark McGrath 100 times a day, asking if he will be my friend.
- Have a pulse.
- Must agree that while 14:59 has most of their hits, "When It's Over" deserves to be on the Mt. Rushmore of Sugar Ray songs.
- Must be willing to work late hours. McGrath doesn't sleep. He just composes hits with his eyes closed.
Senior Netflix & Chill Officer
We are looking for someone to fill the vacant position of Senior Netflix & Chill Officer. This person will be required to Netflix and Chill with everyone of VBTV's investors on a daily basis, as that is in our contract. Our current investors are: Sanjaya Malakar from Season 6 of American Idol, Screech from Saved by the Bell, and Steve Buschemi. This is not prostitution as you will never be paid.
- Be like at least a 3.
- Have a master's degree or higher.
- Must be willing to pay for their own travel and expenses.